doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize
