I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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