it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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