party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
there was a trapeze. enough said
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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