I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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