Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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