Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I deserve this hangover.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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