Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
After last night, I could never be a politician.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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