Plan B is the new Plan A
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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