THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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