Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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