how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
as a side note pls kill me
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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