handjob tips. give me some.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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