I am in a vortex of obligation.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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