the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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