What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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