Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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