At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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