it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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