I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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