Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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