You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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