just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
