Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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