He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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