and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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