Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Vodka?
Forever.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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