My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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