is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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