Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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