Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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