someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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