69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
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