I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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