Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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