jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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