I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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