also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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