..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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