I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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