After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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