Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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