fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
we should paint friendship bongs
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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