Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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