there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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