K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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