i may or may not be watching the land before time
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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