3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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