The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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