Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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