You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
My cat gives me a boner
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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