You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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